In a world overtaken by zombies, the only hope for survival lies
in learning the language of the undead. How to Speak Zombie
demonstrates how to blend in and avoid being eaten while carrying on
with everyday activities like ordering a latte from a zombarista and
shopping at a zombie-infested mall. This essential guide features an
electronic sound module that demonstrates proper zombie pronunciation
("RAHHHhh!"), helpful text that explores the customs and etiquette of
the zombie world, and detailed illustrations that show the undead doing
everything from pumping iron to dancing the night away. Deeply
informative, this handbook also includes an all-purpose BRAINS button
that can be used in any situation, deadly or otherwise.
